She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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