i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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