The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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