The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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