I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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