So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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