It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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