All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.