So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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