How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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