i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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