Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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