I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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