walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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