yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
This is classic penis vs brain.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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