Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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