your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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