So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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