glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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