Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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