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i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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