Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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