you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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