i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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