She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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