Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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