I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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