She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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