what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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