I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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