Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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