there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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