if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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