I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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