I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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