they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
nutella sex= disaster
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Dick very happy bro
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