You surviving the open bar?
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There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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