He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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