Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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