What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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