apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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