But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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