David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
its not stalking. its research.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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