I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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