Whod you bang
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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