and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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