How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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