Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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