drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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