he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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