ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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