I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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