Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
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You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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