is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize