Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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